Everyone, please get involved with the Schools Fantasy Football League. There are prizes and prestige available – a great chance for you to show the teachers and one another exactly who knows the most about football.

Here’s how it works:

1) Go to the P.E. department and pay them £3.50. In exchange they will give you a piece of paper with your unique ID code on it.

2) Go to http://www.schoolsfl.com/ and register your team.

3) Watch the teachers weep as you beat them every week.

4) Laugh.